Happyami's Site :)

This page is about jokes and things,all u have to do is comment a joke or something else on this page and ill post it up! If u have commented me, your joke will be posted followed my your name (not your real one). I hope you enjoy reading some jokes and things!

Lol this is the first one! It’s pretty good!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”

By: Moochi

This is the second one!

Betty Bony Bet a big bear while biting blueberry bunnys

 

if u like pancakes say ohhhhhh yeaaaaaa, if u like waffles say ohh
hhhhh boyyyyyyyy, if u like pizza say laaaaaaa deeeeee, if u like
apples say deeeeeeeee daaaaaaa, dop do de de do dop fluffy wuffy marshmallows.

wheather report:
Hello im erb23 with todays wheather, it will rain soda and marshmallows for three hours stright so grab some buckets, then dizzywood will be flooded with chocolate pudding an a fifty percent chance that im nuts

warning:
warning this marshmallow will blow up in one hour

I””””””””””””””””I
I[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[I
I[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[I
I[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[I
I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I
one hour later……………..
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IWWWWWWI
I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I

a bunny:
(\__/)
(o o )
(,,)(,,)
(,,)(,,)

flying:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FLYING WITHOUT MY LICENCE< AND WITHOUT MY PANTS OH WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A SKIRT

say Idaho very slow

By: Erb23

The third one...

Say "Great Game" really fast...you will eventually get twisted

By: Lightpeggin

...4th one

 

 

 

 

:I ♥

By: Erb23